Portions small, a very slimy and squishy chow mein that none of us could eat, a measly portion of about four prawn crackers, no dipping sauce with our spring rolls and the chicken chow mein was literally just rice with a couple of random slivers of chicken Honestly appalling! All very disappointed and still very hungry

The veg in the satay was odd. Slimey texture and odd colours. Clearly off. The chicken was tough, and the noodles dry and stale. Arrived 40 mins late too

Worse chines of my life. Nothing but salt and burnt everything. Very disappointed

Thought we'd try this Chinese for a change and definitely would not go back. Watery curry which was the colour of gravy, rice was anaemic, noodles were grey. Would have to be a detective to find the meat in the soup. Overall everything just bland and not a good experience!

Its disgusting me n my husband have been in and out of toilet. All night. The meat looked ill n smelt very off. Tasted weird. The color of chowmeins lacked luster. Id like my money back.

Very expensive and didnt like the taste

This was the first time I've ordered from here,the beef chow mein was quite tastless 3/4 went in the bin .the seaweed was good, I don't rate the prawn crackers much either.Delivery was quick and delivery driver was friendly

Rice was greasy chicken was overcooked.

Food was very greasy sloppy and not put together well according to Scoffable they deliver to my location but I had to phone as they didnt have a clue where to come

Extremely disappointed the delivery took 2 and a half hours to arrive despite the estimated time being 50 minutes. I phoned after an hour and a half but still had to wait over an hour more. It was not hot and the chips were shrivelled up. I would not order from here again.

Small portion size was disappointing.

Tasteless

I have seen reviews about burnt rice I had this tonight absolutely foul wont order again

Unfortunately the rice smelt and tasted burnt. The curry was also very watery. Disappointed as id heard it was a good chinese takeaway.

Curry sauce one of the worst I've eaten..

Absolutely terrible. Food arrived cold and there was 6 pieces of chicken in the salt and pepper chicken. All the food was below average and dishes all half filled. The chicken toast tasted off. Would never order again ot was expensive and ended up in the bin so disappointed.

Took a very very very long time to come & was one of the worst meals Ive ever received it just looked like a box of sickvile

Prawn fried rice was just fried rice with prawns thrown on top, satay sauce that hadn't seen a but in its life, and plastic containers that split apart just holding them .. my carpet et part of my dinner just as well because this place really is the worst we've had... Ever!

Food barely acceptable, surely too expensive

Delivered very quickly and on time, order was correct. Food was extremely oily. The chips tasted burnt and the tofu was a bizarre texture in comparison to others I've tried. There wasn't any vegetables in the chilli chips which I find disappointing. Overall the food was delivered fast, the delivery driver was lovely but the food wasn't great. May try other items in the future but for a first-time order we were disappointed.

It was cold and wasnt great had so much better off them dont mind waiting to have good food but nearly 2 hours after ordering to get food that was cold not good enough