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Great Rating85%Based on 13 most recent customer reviews

Reviews (77)

terribleJoan11/02/2023
badMax30/01/2023
badRobin27/01/2023
the chips were soggy and just tasted like nothing and the pizza was bland
Reply from WTF!
Thank you Robin for your review. We try our best to deliver the hottest food possible to our customers but due to distance to far locations make it often impossible as it's been the case with you as you're in Stoneyburn area. With all due respect, you ordered a simple Cheese & Tomato pizza and chips so it made us surprised as to what kind of flavour were you expecting. Our pizzas are high in demand alongside other dishes on our menu simply due to freshly baked dough & in-house prepared pizza sauce. We're sorry to hear that you couldn't enjoy your food this time but we'll assert you to try different pizzas and hope to see you soon.
badKelly02/01/2023
terribleClaire04/12/2022
Poor service unfortunately. Ordered at 17:22 (22 mins after they opened online) never arrived until 8:00. And I had to go and find the delivery driver??Missing 2 cans of juice and pizza was crushed and stuck to pizza box. Contacted Scoffable several times last night who were helpful but at £4 delivery we wont be using this place again 😿.
Reply from WTF!
Sorry to hear about your experience which is definitely not one would like to hear from its customers. We encourage our customers to come & collect their food which is quick & saving on delivery charge. Due to a customer demand we resumed to deliver to stoneyburn area which is very much outward for our drivers. With due respect you mentioned in your notes "don't knock at the door & call us if can't find us" & this is exactly what the driver did. All our food are packed separately bags so it doesn't get crushed but if it has been the case with you, please mention this in your next order & it'll be taken care of. Thank you
terribleNikkita03/12/2022
terribleEmma27/11/2022
Took nearly 2 hrs to arrive when it did pizza was burnt and inedible tried to call the shop 8 times no answer. Save your money this place is absolutely vile worst takeaway ever
Reply from WTF!
Sorry to hear your feedback Emma. Due to overwhelming demand in our customers & the distance to Fauldhouse from the takeaway, we allocate extra time for deliveries to ensure that our customers get the hot and fresh food all the time. It's ensured that all pizzas are well cooked unless customers ask for otherwise. It's very hard to believe that we'll ever send burnt pizzas to our customers if that's been the case with you. Please mention your comments in your next order as how well you want your pizzas & it will be taken care of as you'll wish. Once again we're sorry to hear for what you felt & hope to serve you again. Thank you.
badTaylor14/11/2022
terribleMartin14/11/2022
Very cold... Went in bin
Reply from WTF!
Dear Martin we're sorry to hear about your experience. All our drivers carry hot food bag to ensure the food is warm at all times. Your comments are noted and will try to look into it as what happened. Once again please accept our humble apologies and please mention about this order in your next order. We hope to see you soon.
badWendy22/10/2022
False advertising on there menu ! Phoned to resolve missing items from my order , to be spoke to in a abrupt manner . Adamant that i was to pay extra for chips and a can of juice!! Rude , and wouldn't accept the menu says clearly one thing and they send the opposite with missing items!! No apology , and was happy for me to contact scoffable on this matter rather just fixing it from their side ! Food wasnt up to much , bland and tasteless calzone . Wont be back !!
Reply from WTF!
Dear customer, we appreciate your time & sorry to hear that you misunderstood the menu. Your order was a 12" CALZONE & a mince samosa & it was exactly delivered to you as you told us over the phone. You mentioned that there were no chips & drink and you were reminded that you never asked for a Meal Deal and nothing was missing in your order. On Scoffable when you choose an item it takes you to second option to choose if you'd like to upgrade to a Meal Deal or not. It's to give liberty to our customers so that they can choose either to upgrade or not & merely not to impose on our customers. In your case you never upgraded as you mentioned that it was asking you to pay, but you never wanted to pay. You were also sent a printed leaflet which is very much clear to understand as well. You were repeatedly explained that there was no mistake on the order but since you were adamant to contact Scoffable about this despite you were not willing to listen to us over the phone, your wish was honoured and you were advised accordingly. We are proud to assure you and all our customers that we don't compromise on quality of our food. For your peace of mind, once again we do apologize for the inconvenience if caused and sorry to hear that you misunderstood your order. Your comments are noted as there's always a room to improve. We thank you for your time and feedback.
badTracey02/10/2022
Ordered Donner Kebab and instead of pitta bread they put a roll in it not nice at all
Reply from WTF!
Thanks for your time. Our Doner Kabab are served with the original German Bread roll as you mentioned which is much better in quality than the typical pitta. It's high in demand too. We also serve soft pitta bread for shawarma kabab and if customer requests pitta bread can be provided with Doner Kabab too. We hope to see you again ☺. Thank you.
terribleDonna21/09/2022
Wont order again. Had to order from another takeaway once this was received costing me double.
Reply from WTF!
We're sorry to hear about your experience. As explained in FB you were delivered exactly what the order was and we appreciate that you apologised for assuming the order something different to what it was. We thank you for your feedback & time and hope to serve you again since you were given other options on the menu ☺.
terribleRobert19/09/2022
terribleCaroline17/09/2022
badJohn17/09/2022
badKaren16/09/2022
badA16/09/2022
items were missing
Reply from WTF!
Thanks for your feedback. Your order was simply one item CALZONE Meal with fries & drink and it was delivered. Would you please be able to mention as what was missing?