I'm really sorry, tonight we were having problems with the scoffable machine and were having to get the orders sent through to a mobile phone. Your request must have been missed in the confusion and was not intentional by any means. I will have scoffable reach out to confirm this and send you some form of compensation but in the meantime please accept our humblest apologies.

Not to toot our own horn but I like to think we have the fried rice chips and curry sauce that you ordered down to a science.. How were we to realise your tastes were so discerning? Or maybe its just that time of the month? Anyway Merry Christmas and good luck to whoevers cooking your sprouts tomorrow.

We love it when people enjoy our food. We wouldn't be here without great customers like you. Thank you so much.

We always try our best to get the food to you as soon as possible. I know we're just a takeaway but we honestly take such pride in the food we provide. I stand by every dish we send out and I'm so proud to receive feedback like this, make the struggle worthwhile. Thanks.

Our delivery team are second to none. We can always guarantee our food is top quality when we send it but if the drivers are crap it's all for naught... I'm happy to say our guys have the same standards we do. Obviously there will be mistakes and delays but it's not because of a lack of effort on my team's part. that's why I'll defend them to the death! As meat loaf once said... "Then I'm dying at the bottom of a pit in the blazing sunTorn and twisted at the foot of a burning bikeAnd I think somebody somewhere must be tolling a bellAnd the last thing I see is my heart still beatingBreaking out of my body and flying awayLike a bat out of hell" It's got absolutely nothing to do with this review but i think somehow it might be cosmically relevant?!?!