It was a busy Saturday at tee time.. sorry your food was a wee bit too late but we were heaving with genuine customers who appreciate our food. Youre entitled to your opinions mate, but frankly keep it to yourself pal. No one else complained? So either just randomly we produced a super dry chicken fried rice or youre a fussy wee saddo. Bolt.

Impossible. From the time it was made it would have taken no more than 20 mins to reach you. The driver only took two deliveries that run and was back within 25 mins. We only ever cook the food once the driver is on his way back to the shop. Not sure why you feel the need to make stuff up, but we won't be serving you again.

I'm going to try to be nice even though we were expecting your "like warm" review. It's strange because when you phoned up wondering why you didn't receive free prawn crackers you made no mention of "Like warm" food at all, so I'm led to believe that this is your effort at some creative writing. C-, you can do better. Also, I'm not sure why you would assume you'd get crackers free? Your order was only £15.80! in the last 8 years or so you wouldn't even qualify for free crackers with that spend hen. And using your logic it also doesn't state on the menu that you would get crackers free. So, you'll likely need some work on your reading comprehension as well as they are clearly present on the menu as a paid extra. And if I may be so bold you shouldn't just assume that you get everything for free, it can be a slippery slope towards unwarranted entitlement. Have a great day.

Terribly sorry we mustve had a small fire inside the curry sauce pot and ourselves along with the rest of Bathgate failed to notice. Luckily your superior taste buds can guide us and the rest of our faithful customers to the promised curry sauce land of legend. Cheers pal 👍

You collected your chicken balls and fried rice from the shop, and we only started to cook them once you arrived. The only way they would be "freezing" is if you went home and stuck them in your freezer. Not really sure what you get out of spreading lies? Bit weird if you ask me but hey ho cheerio 🙋

Kind of glad we won't need to serve you anymore, Cheerio 😁🙋